Road Trip Songtext

von Ninja Sex Party

I met a girl a few weeks ago, she's so smart and beautiful.
When she's around I feel my heart beat down in the very depths of my soul.
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian, pack your bags.
We're going on a cross-country trip,
'cause if this girl and I go on one more date we'll start a meaningful relationship.
Fuck that!
WOO!
Let's hit the road. I was so close to
Personal growth, so California here I come.
(Oh oh oh oh)
I wanna bone across the nation.
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I porked most of New York,
I banged 'em silly in Philly,
I had 'em screamin' for Balti-more.
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas,
We're only half way through day 4!
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC,
Bust coconuts on Miami,
I shot puree on Sante Fe.
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA!
Take that!
Yeah!
Now here we are in California.
These girls are hot and Brian bought us a new yacht.
(He killed the previous owner!)
Let's raise the sail for a gonad-venture.
This boner quest has just begun!
I left 'em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima
It landed in Argentina.
Then things got beejy in Fiji,
I had a fourway in Norway
And started breedin' with Sweden.
New Zealand got a blast of my semen,
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion.
I Banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh 'cause
I've conquered Earth, it is time to move on.
Let's take a rocket, find some hot alien sluts!
(Set phasers to thrust!)
No time for spacesuits, I am way too horny.
Let's show this galaxy what's- AUGHHHHhhhhhhhh!