Intro (Strawberries) Lyrics

Oh, hey.
My name is Danny.
Danny Sexbang.
Welcome to my top secret sexitorium.
Won't you hold on a moment while I stop having sex?
Cool, thanks.
I suppose you're wondering why Ninja Brian and I summoned you here today.
It's not just to have sex with you, although I would like to emphasize that that is 100% still on the table.
No, it's to tell you something much more important.
Three, two, one, go.