Carl's Theme Songtext

von Nine Pound Hammer

The pants that I'm wearing
Wick the sweat from my balls
A South Jersey Mook
I'm the cock of the walk.
I don't need no instructions
To know how to ROCK.

More Then a Feeling,
Is the world's greatest song.
I crank it all day long,
All over my block.
I don't need no instructions
To know how to ROCK.

Get the f*** out of my pool.

Exit 1-0-9 baby,
That's where the skanks hang out.
They love my shiney dome
And my nasty flip flops.
I don't need no instructions
To know how to ROCK.

I don't need no instructions
To know how to ROCK.

Look here
I been working since I was 8 years old
And I won't eat no more shag ya hear now?

Yeah!