Seuss Vs Shakespeare Songtext

von Nice Peter

Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes
I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by a kindergartener high on acid
Ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag
And no gonads
Egads, it's so sad
And to top it off
You're not a doctor
I've never seen a softer author
You crook, you

I bet you wrote
The Twilight books too
I would not could not on a boat
Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death
You leave a classroom looking like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat

You think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?

I got a best selling book about me coming back

I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces
Each is such a wonder with a
Plethora of features
You're pathetically predictable

You think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures
The Bard is in the building

It's a castle, I'm a boss

I bet I'm Parliament

I'm positive, I'm killing it

I'm iller than the plague
I never caught or cholera
A baller baller

On some cricket bowler business
While you're sitting in the bleachers
You rap fast you do
Yes you rap fast it's true
Now lets see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2!
Oh, No
We'll smash your Globe
Yo, you may have wrote the script
But now we running the show
You can take your fancy words
And send 'em back home to your mama
Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pyjamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you
With some ham and green eggs
We'll break offa your legs
Make no mistake
We in a rage
All does not end well
When we bust out our cage
You gettin upstaged bill
Yo, you just got played!