Armageddon Ain't Comin' Lyrics

Get a knock on the door,
6 o'clock in the mornin',
I answer the door,
A bible whacks me in the face.

Jehovah's Witnesses,
They knock on everyone's door,
They try to convert you,
And leave you waitin' for more.

All I have to say,
Is just six plain words,
I'm gonna tell you now,
Those six great words.

Armageddon ain't comin',
Armageddon ain't here,
Armageddon ain't comin',
Armageddon ain't here.

Get off my lawn,
I don't want you here,
Get your bible out of my face.

Armageddon ain't comin',
Armageddon ain't here.
Armageddon ain't comin',
Armageddon ain't here.

The very next day,
I went out to the bay,
When I came back,
I checked the mail,
You'll never guess,
How they tried to impress.

I see right there,
A copy of their, stupid magazine.

I write return to sender,
I hope they don't waste my splendor,
Those six great words,
I write them again.

Armageddon ain't comin',
Armageddon ain't here,
Armageddon ain't comin',
Armageddon ain't here.

Get off my lawn,
I don't want you here,
Get your bible out of my face.

Armageddon ain't comin',
Armageddon ain't here.
Armageddon ain't comin',
Armageddon ain't here.