It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain
On the Muppet Show tonight
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational
Celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!