Ritzville Lyrics

Well my heart on on my sleeve
And my head on the curb
Got a sign on my cell that reads "do not disturb"

Fell asleep in the blizzard sometime last night
Woke up alone, butt freezin' and white

Hey, hey mister chicken where have you been
Hunting for trophies among the evergreens

Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
It's a good a place as any to go and die
It's a good a place as any to go and die

Have you heard of my girl, I mean the other day
Took a ride with the sheriff and a roll in the hay
In a cell stewin' over some bum wrap
I say off my girl, along with that sap
They say the headless chickens are takin' over
They say I lost mine over a four leaf clover

Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
It's a good a place as any to go and die
It's a good a place as any to go and die

They say you always return to the scene of your crime
Well I'm takin' the scene, but I'm not sure if its mine

Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
It's a good a place as any to go and die
It's a good a place as any to go and die

Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why)
It's a good a place as any to go and die
It's a good a place as any to go and die