Intra-Pennsylvania Rivalry Lyrics

(Jian)
Well, thank you very much everybody. What a thrill it is to be back in
Pittsburgh... what? oh sorry, I mean uh Phila-Philadelphia. Well, we
Figured for the live album, it'd be cooler... Pittsburgh'd be a cooler city to be in.

(Murray)
Yes, so *laugh*

(Jian)
So, thanks Pittsburgh.
Keep it up, man. Ah... it's great walking around in the Steel City.

(Dave)
I love the way the rivers merge in the town. It's so nice. So many levels.

(Jian)
Aw - just kidding. We hate Pittsburgh. This is exactly what we hoped to created
Which is an Intra-Pennsylvania rivalry - which probably already exists, I know.
But you know, we just wanna fan the flames as Canadians who really have nothing
To do with this. You know? Philadelphia should take... I mean, why haven't you,
You know, marched on Pittsburgh. And taken it with. You know? I figure, you know...
I mean I'm not talking about nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, I'm not talking
About any of that. I'm talking an agrairian revolt. Pitchfolks, a spade. Go after
Those Pittsburgh people. What's your problem?