Grand Theft Bovine Lyrics

Stole a cow from the space-time continuum
With no hair and five legs.
It could fly through the sky like a hurricane,
But suddenly we fell like lead.
We made our aim for the house of Republicans
Let's find out what's wrong in their heads:
The banks they're bailing while the rich keep sailing.
Fox News lying, economy still dying.
Some guy trucking, health-care sucking.
Vote for change – then change your mind.


Holy cow! They think they're holier than thou,
These mothers that lay no eggs.
The Sasquatch needs no friends in Congress,
Down to the Wall Street and all of the banks.
These fathers/mothers that poach your eggs have lost their legs.

So we dance this fine dance called America
Politics and gods in my bed.
Now I sleep, counting dollars before sheep
And my cow is far from dead!
So steal a cow from the space-time continuum
And wear it like a hat on your head.

Holy cow! They think they're holier than thou,
These mothers that lay no eggs.
The Sasquatch needs no friends in Congress,
Down to the Wall Street and all of the banks.
These fathers/mothers that poach your eggs have lost their legs.