Weak Handshake Songtext

von Mongol Horde

You know you're actually kinda cute
With you halo and your Morrissey t shirt
Scratching round the chicken feathers and dirt
Everybody has to make a living
You know you're actually kinda cute
Like a child getting to grips with the big words
I've got a new one that you might not have heard
You are a fucking charlatan
(not the band)
In the absense of the day of judgement
I will state this for the record now
You are a --- in --- clothing
You also have a weak handshake
And you can dress up like a pig in lipstick
And you can fool the friends and deep down you know (?)
You are a --- in --- clothing
You have a weak fucking handshake
Shed your skin like a snake
Slip it off like a strippers velcro hotpants
Like yesterdays hours and cigarettes
An incovenient opinion
Leave the skin by the roadside??????????? statue
A memorial dropped off dandruff tribute
It's actually kind of cute
In the absense of the day of judgement
I will state this for the record now
You are a --- in --- clothing
You also have a weak handshake
And you can dress up like a pig in lipstick
And you can fool the friends and deep down you know (?)
You are a --- in --- clothing
You are weak fucking handshake
Cause here's the thing
There are certain kinds of things
That just can't be helped
It's just the way you were whelped
And is it really fair
To judge a man by his stupid fucking hair
Would you call him out for his beady eyes and his beer gut
No matter how much they might make you wanna throw up
Then you come to the matters of moral agency
The decisions that make you the man that you're meant to be
The battlements when which you will not be ---
The choices by which you consent to be judged
You made your bed so that you can lie in it????(I have no idea)????????(I have no idea)????
In the absense of the day of judgement
I will state this for the record now
You are a --- in --- clothing
You also have a weak handshake
And you can dress up like a pig in lipstick
And you can fool the friends and deep down you know (?)
You are a --- in --- clothing
You are weak fucking handshake