Shitheel Lyrics

I see you got your last check
You're lookin' so deeepressed
Couldn't handle washing dishes
You'll be swimming with the fishes
You got a girlfriend
She's an ugly lesbian
Afraid to cut your long hair
Always thought you wouldn't care
That you couldn't hold a job
Your feeble sins will never stop

Think of all the simple joys
Of hangin' with the younger boys
Drinkin' up the cool-aid
Mama thinks you got it made
You're livin' in the upstairs
Time to wash your underwear

Monkey on the gag-reel;
Tell me how you really feel
Grindin' down your burger brain;
Standin' in the pissy rain
Awful salty pickle dick;
You're too flat to call a bitch
Drinkin' down the malto-meal;
Word is you're the shitheel

You're 40 and you never feel
Whether time will ever heal
Your sloppy little stinky ass
Never had an ounce of class
Your skate was never any good
Silly ridin' goofy foot
You're headed to the bar now
Waitin' for your fat cow
Hopin' she will turn a trick
She'll never ever suck your dick
Weak enough to toe the line
Suburban little Frankenstein
Smokin' on the schwaggy weed
Struggle just to bottom feed
Smellin' like a cheesy wheel
Got some poopy on your heel