I Suck at COD Lyrics

I Suck At Call Of Duty

I suck... you suck
I suck at Call Of Duty

I try to run and gun yeah, MP5 or UMP
But every corner that I turn, somebody's shankin' me
I switch over to Noob-tube, RPG and Semtex class
But spend most of the game exploding my own stupid ass

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck
I suck at Call Of Duty!

I watch videos by Blame Truth. Thunder, Hutch, Seananners too
I get myself all psyched up thinkin' 'I can do that too!'
I get online and my excitement turns into dismay
I rage and swear as 10th prestiges kick my ass all day

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck
I suck at Call Of Duty!

Even when I think I'm in the zone
Still get sniped on Overgrown
No Scope, Quick-Scope - not a clue
Dyin's all I ever do, yeah

I certainly ain't Grizz

I try camping in a corner with a claymore and my rangers
But my hands start shakin' and my brain starts achin' at the very first sign of danger
I can Noob-Tube, tac-knife, M16-Red-Dot it's all the same
I'll still go minus 50 kills in every freakin game!

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck
I suck at Call Of Duty!
I suck at Call Of Duty!