Smartass Lyrics

You've got a big black secret
And you're dying to talk about it
You say there's something I don't know about you
But I seriously doubt it
Let me see if I can guess
This should be fun
Are you seeing another man? yes
Got it in one

I wish I wasn't always right
I wish I didn't have all the answers
You find me infuriating
'cause I never give anyone else
A chance to say a word
And that's because
Whatever they say i've already heard before
Ask me how wide is the world
And I will tell you to the mile
Make you wish you hadn't asked
Such a smart ass asshole

Don't tell me when it started
I think I already know
Was it that new years eve party
About eighteen months ago
How would I know when I wasn't even there
Well, I am omnipresent
I'm every where
And nowhere

Wish I wasn't always right...

Why do I feel so helpless
If knowledge is real power
And I saw all of this coming
Straight at me at a hundred miles an hour