Muleskinner Lyrics

You're a good looking woman for a mule skinner
For a muleskinner you're a good looking woman
You'd look pretty in heels and furs
I could put you in heels, I could wrap you in furs

Don't bother me rounder,
Rounder don't you bother me
I never where nothing but chaps and spurs
You won't put me in heels you can't wrap me in furs
'cause I never where nothing but chaps & spurs


You're a smart talking woman for a muleskinner
For a muleskinner you're a smart talking woman
You could get a job at a library
I could swing you a job at the county library

You're a damn fool rounder,
Rounder you're a damn fool
I ride from the desert to the high prairie
But I never set foot in no library
I just ride from the desert to the high prairie

Well I ain't a rounder, i'm a brand inspector
And I see your mule got a mexican brand
If I had a dollar i'd be willing to bet you
That you smuggled that mule across the rio grande

Brand inspector, I'm a muleskinner
I ain't thieving horses, I ain't rustling cattle
Take my mule if you must
But let me keep my saddle

I shoot turkey and I shoot snake
And i'll shoot a muleskinner,
Make no mistake
I'll shoot you muleskinner
Like I'd shoot a snake

You shoot I have no doubt
But do you shoot a pistol
Like you shoot your mouth
'cause brand inspector
You sure can shoot your mouth

You're a good looking woman for a muleskinner
For a muleskinner you're a good looking woman
You'd look prettier wrapped in furs
Instead of rolled in a blanket lying in the dirt
Now you're rolled in a blanket lying the dirt

Don't bother me rounder
Rounder you don't bother me
'cause I'm still wearing my chaps and spurs
You still hear my spurs