My baby got a clothes dryer
I don't know why anyone would buy
A clothes dryer
Ain't we got a line
Ain't we got a yard full of sunshine
My baby she says this clothes dryer
Got two settings one low one high
State of the art got a patent pending
I say baby if this
What the good lord was intending
When he made the world
He would have made a clothes dryer
But he made the sun and the wind
And that's why
I ain't going anywhere near that thing
Give me two poles and a length of string
She says, o honey give it a try
You might grow to like this clothes dryer
I say baby when it spin
The whole house shake
Getting that thing was a big mistake
It'll trip the breaker it'll start a fire
If the house burns down
I'll blame the clothes dryer
And then you gotta clean the lint
Off the screen
I like it no better than
The washing machine
Baby didn't I buy you that deep fat fryer
Why d'you need to go get a clothes dryer
She says honey,
This ain't no ordinary appliance
This here is a break through
In domestic science
I say baby that ain't nothing but
A clothes dryer
And it gonna break once
The warrantee expire
Three hundred and sixty six days until
I can throw that sucker in the landfill
Now you might ask
Why would anyone sing about
A clothes dryer
If I said no reason i'd be a liar
My water runs slow but it run deep
I say baby I don't want you to lose no sleep
But ever since you bought
That clothes dryer
You done the laundry and that I admire
But there's something I been a missing
Ain't been getting no hugging and a kissing
Since my baby she got a clothes dryer..