Wrestle a Live Nude Girl Lyrics

You got thirteen wishbones
On your kitchen wall
You got your Chinese Ginseng tea
You got a blue kimono and a D-18
You got me

You know I'd like to love you
But I don't know how
I got these wings they're on my feet
I just keep on chewing
On the sacred cow I can't eat

That why I practice and practice
And I chew on some cactus
And I give my pistol a twirl

I roll up a load
I roll down the road
I go downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl

I go downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl
I go downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl

For twenty five
You get a live nude girl
She can wrestle so obscene
If you just got ten
You wrestle polyethylene

You know, little Beatrice
She can break your bones
She can shake out all your teeth
She's a real good wrestle
If your tensions, need relief

I go downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl
I go downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl

That why I practice and practice
And I chew on some cactus
And I give my pistol a twirl

I roll up a load
I roll down the road
I go downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl

I go downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl
I go downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl