Golf Shoes Lyrics

I got the blues
Cause I got no shoes
The golfing kind
With spikes that grind

Gonna get me some golf shoes
And jump on you till you ooze
With blood so thick and red
You drove me outa my head

Don't you know
Or don't you care about my pride
When I get my golf shoes
You better run out and hide

Gonna get me some golf shoes
Maybe some golf clubs too
How could you do this to me
I'll get you you wait and see

Chorus

And when I'm through with you
Here's what I'm gonna do
Throw your remains into the scrub
And go and join a country club