Captain Hook Songtext

von Megan Thee Stallion

Real Hot Girl sh-t, ah
(And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it)

Ayy, b-tch, I'm a problem nobody solvin'
You can keep hating, I'm poppin' regardless
He want a b-tch look like Megan Thee Stallion (Yeah)
Don't want your n-gga 'cause I want his daddy

I like to switch up my style every week
I gotta switch up my hair every day
I ain't no ho, but I do be on go
And I promise my n-gga's gon' love me the same

I'm a Hot Girl, don't try it at home
I wear the sh-t that be showing my thong
I like to drink and I like to have sex
I f-ck the n-ggas that's cutting the checks

Dance on the d-ck, now, you been served
I like a d-ck with a little bit of curve
Hit this p-ssy with an uppercut
Call it, call that nigga Captain Hook

Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
B-tches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

I love n-ggas with conversation that find the cl-t with no navigation
Mandatory that I get the head, but no guarantees on the penetration (Huh)
I be texting with a bi chick, we both freaky, just trying shit (Mwah)
Main n-gga getting super jealous, he don't even know about the other fellas

I need a Mr. Clean, make that p-ssy beam (Ooh, ooh)
Okay, I just might need a baker, make that p-ssy cream (P-ssy cream)
Okay, you woke up mad at me 'fore you ain't brush your teeth
Mm-mm-mm, that's just super sad, f-ck it, carpe diem, ah

I'm so indecisive, you can't cuff me, but I'm wifey (But I'm wifey)
I just want a n-gga who gon' slurp me like an Icee (Slurp me like an Icee)
B-tches bite me so hard, had to put them on a diet (Put them on a diet)
B-tch, this ain't no tryout, so lil' ho, you better not try me (Ho, you better not try me)

I got a man, I got a b-tch
I'm a banana, they gotta split (Hey, hey, ah)
One in your top, one in your tip (Hey, hey)
One for the club, one for the crib (One for the crib)

My n-gga fine, I wanna f-ck
Ice in his mouth, eat me up
Rockin' his chain, wearin' his ring
Gettin' some brain, ah, ah, ah

Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
B-ches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

Hot Girl Summer, I ain't f-king with no drama, huh (F-kin' with no drama)
He was tripping, so I hung out with his partner, huh (Hey, with his partner)
F-ck him good, introduce me to his mama, huh (To his mama)
Thought he had me 'til I came out with the condom, huh (With the condom)

Drinking D'USSÉ out the m-erf-ckin' bottle, hey (Out the m-rf-ckin' bottle)
I'm a rapper, not no m-rf-ckin' model, huh (Not no m-rf-kin' model)
Got a n-gga, but I think I'll have another, huh (Think I'll have another)
I'm too sexy to be f-king under covers, huh

I know you know me, I ain't gotta introduce sh-t, hmm (Introduce sh-t)
Same crew, I ain't hanging with no new b-tch, hmm (Hangin' with no new b-tch)
I'ma buy it when I land, I rock new sh-t, hmm (B-tch, I rock new sh-t)
I ain't f-king with that n-gga, I got a new d-ck, hmm (Woah)

Please don't try me, lil' b-tch, you know I'm what that, hmm (B-tch, you know I'm 'bout that)
I'll break a ho in half like a Kit-Kat, hmm (Like a Kit-Kat)
Please don't ask me 'bout it if you know I did that, huh (B-h, you know I did that)
Not a stylist, but I'll push your f-ing wig back, huh

Real Hot Girl s-t, ah
Muah