The OMG Skit Songtext

von MC Frontalot

"Oh my god..." (coughs)
"You alright?"
"Yeah..."
"Oh my god! Are you MC Frontalot?"
"Wait a minute, wait wait... aren't *you* MC Frontalot?"
"Wow... it's almost as if I have no friends to record with
Yet persist in creating a dialog hoping that stereo
Separation, uh, will mask my inadequacies."
"Yeah, almost, it's almost like that. Say, aren't you the
Rapper who was described by Spin magazine as the thinnest
And most egalitarian of the Nerdcore crop?"
"No. No, Spin magazine has never mentioned me in any
Capacity. But, wait, aren't *you* the rapper voted most
Likely to succeed by the Los Alamos Shopper Weekly in
Their 2003 round-up issue?"
"Uh, I think actually that you have me confused with...
Another rapper, uh, or possibly the same rapper, but in
An alternate universe. But, this reminds me, aren't
*you*, in fact, the only rapper, *the only* rapper, who
Has ever traveled through time to defeat cannibal
Leprechauns using only your common sense and eight
Dollars worth of twine?"
"Hardly, because, as you surely know, Gift of Gab has
Done that very thing and wrote about it in his memoirs."
"I did know that actually."
"Well, I *knew* that you knew that."
"Well, of course you did, or do."
"Exactly."