Biggest asshole in the room Lyrics

Please give it up for the biggest asshole in this room
He always fucks it up and yet he acts as if he′s cool
And above everyone else
I wonder where he gets it from
His own girlfriend can't stand him, I think she′s on the run

You cannot talk to him, he's stuck in his own ways
He only thinks about himself, won't listen to what you say
His girlfriend slowly realized that she made a mistake
To love him is a curse, she wonders how to get away

I don′t think that I will treat you better than him
But I want to stay with you forever, that′s it
One day I will be a grown up too, oh no
Nothing there is absolute no, uh-huh

He's always scared to draw the short end of the stick
Actually he likes it when she′s calling him a dick
These are her confessions, this is what he's dealing with
Tryna be a better guy but still tryna get benched in

You′re so in love with him it fills you with shame
His fucked up personality just gets in the way
His behavior never matches all the things that he says
But whatever happens, it don't matter, he knows you′ll stay

I don't think that I will treat you better than him
But I want to stay with you forever, that's it
One day I will be a grown up too, oh no
Nothing there is absolute no, uh-huh

And you, and you, and you, and you, and you
And behind me, I′m the only - and you, and you, and you
And behind me, I′m the only - and you, and you, and you
Well behind me