Don and Sherri Lyrics

I've been sending you signals
But my signals have never been seen
I've been writing you letters
But those letters never leave me

I bought you a couple of presents
But they sit in the corner unwrapped
I just can't bring myself to fruition
I can't close this permanent gap

How can I let you forget me?
If you don't even know me already?
My name doesn't change very often
But it's never been Don and Sherri