(Spoken)
1944, Modesto, California
George Lucas is born
1976
Decland Mulholand appears as Jabba in a cutscene from Star Wars
1977
Star Wars debuts to stellar box office recieps
1980
The Empire Strikes Back opens to a response most impressive
1983
Jabba makes his film debut in Return Of The Jedi
1997
Star Wars Special Edition includes a a CGI Jabba
On March 7th of the same year
Jabba appears in Special Edition of Return Of The Jedi
1999 Mississippian rock singers Matthew Beall and Petch Lucas record Jabba On The Dais
On the dais, on the dais
Jabba on the dais
A digny palace in the desert flats of Tatooine
A drunken revelry of aliens so crass and mean
Admidst the smokey haze and intergalactic chaos
There sprawls the mighty one himself
Look it's Jabba on the dais
Like a two ton slug upon a concrete throne
He swings his brandy as he tosses the rancor a bone
Springng trap doors on dancers
When they won't put out
Thsi hutt is vile beyond comparison
There ain't no doubt
On the dais...
At Jabba's side is perched the cackaling Salacious Crumb
Who rips at Threepio's eye sockets with his scaly thumb
While on the stage Max Rebo band sing and play
And through the door comes Skywalker to save the day
Han Solo's chilling on the wall when Chewie's brought before
The court of Jabba where See-Threepio's knocked to the floor
The thermal detonator and disguise are really Leia's
As she makes a bogus deal with mighty Jabba on the dais
On the dais...
In the corner Boba's macking with that dancing chick
While Bib Fortuna's falling for Luke's old Jedi mind trick
Land tries to be unnoticed though he bumps his head
And Princess Leia's talking smack but gets chained up insted
The Rancor's stomach is growling but he'll soon be dead
Cause Master Luke is gonna drop a blast door on his head
And now the revelry is silenced from it's drunken chaos
And a flopping and a flailing
Jabba's bitching on the dais
On the dais...
On the dais...
Vader made me
Do it to him baby
Vader made me
Do it to him baby
Yea yea yea
Jabba, Jabba
Please unlock me
Jabba, Jabba
Please unlock me
Yea yea yea
On the dais...