Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear Lyrics

I may go out tomorrow
If I can borrow a coat to wear
I would step out in style with my
Sincere smile and my dancing bear
Outrageous, alarming
Courageous, charming
Oh who would think a boy and bear
Would be well accepted everywhere?
It's just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places
Where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is
Simon Smith and his dancing bear
They'll love us, won't they?
They feed us, don't they?
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere?
It's just amazing how fair people can be

Who needs money when you're funny?
The big attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
Simon Smith and the amazing
Dancing bear