Alice came upon a window
Window gives onto the outside
Outside appears made up of seams
And it seems like everything's together
Hansel finds a gingerbread house
Gingerbread that's getting old
Old things tend to get weak at the seams
Seems like everything's coming apart (like it's coming apart)
Jack the King's horse and David the King's man
Went tryin' to put Humpty Dumpty back again
Then said David to his best friend:
"Jack my boy, like everything this Humpty feller won't come together."
Jack be nimble and Jack be quick
Jack you burned yourself up on that damn candlestick
Stick 'round Jack, don't check the time
It's time to see you pants and everything's sewn together (and somewhat tight)
Ey-hey-ho..no-no-no-no
Johnny writes the song with no one
And no one wants a song about Alice and everything but
Everything appears made up of seams
And it seems like this song and everything's together.