Please Operator Please Lyrics

Maple street
Raining cats and dogs
Pretty soon I'll meet my girl who lives round the block
Suddenly someone shouts "and, cut"
And the murmur begins

I found myself lost in the studio
It made no sense on why they called me Julio
They said I'm an actor not a character
I'd better call up my girl

"May I speak to Jane?" (please. please operator please. 2X)
"No one by that name"
I said "Do you live on Maple street?"
She hangs up the phone. Like the twilight zone (please. please tell me where is Jane?)
I need to find my sanity

Misery. Slowly dance with me
Now i gotta change my beat of negativity
Wondering your face
Aching for your voice
Romancing you silently

Back to the scene (Where. where can i find my Jane?)
Where i begin
At the hopeless lover's street
Knowing for sure
She stole my show (she just stole my show. yes she stole my show)
Collapse of me inevitably
To my surprise Mary Jane's there.