Short Dick Man Songtext

von Machito Ponce

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Oye pana
Oye brother
Yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
Pues soy bien hombre
De nacimiento Machito es mi nombre
Y tu mujer
Lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Que no soy jinete pa' tu montura
Hechame un ojo debajo la cintura
Y veras, no es cuestion de tallas
Pues lo importante es que nunca me falla
Y bien tu sabes que cuando entro a vestidores
Soy el aplauso de todos los sectores
Pues lo que llevo lo llevo con altura
Lo que tu hablas es chacotera pura
Hey woman, no es mi condicion
Lo que te falta es un buen revolcon

What in the world is that fucked thing?
Lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Do you need some fucked tweezers
To put that thing away
Oye woman
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
Es hora de hace temblar las paredes

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah
Oye woman
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah
Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Oye pana, oye brother

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Oye woman, que tu sabes de mi
Lo que tu dices no puedo entender
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Don't want, Don't want, Don't want,
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

What in the world is that fucked thing?
Lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Do you need some fucked tweezers
To put that thing away
Oye woman
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
Es hora de hace temblar las paredes

Ja, ja, ja, ja