Fat Man in the Bathtub Lyrics

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil all right?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonight
Comeback Monday, well you comeback Tuesday, then I might."

I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Jaunita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Well I don't want nobody who won't die for dance
Dont you throw me no speed cars 'cause I die tryin
Throw me a line, throw me a dime
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan -- moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run
Runnin' down the street yellin' at the top of his lungs
All I want in this life and time is some good clean fun
All I want in this life and time is some hit and run

I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Jaunita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Well I put my money in your meter baby so it won't run down
But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a line, now show me a sign
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan
I hear you moan, Yeah!