Harriet Lyrics

Her music taste is quite surreal
She has marmite with every meal
The washing up does not get done

And tracksuit bottoms she always wears
She regularly falls down stairs
I'm so glad to have her around

Oh Harriet why did I say I would
Do this for Harriet
Just because she wants me to
Harriet, why did I say I would
Do this for Harriet
Just because she wants me to
I'll write a song all about you

We laugh at her because she's posh
She wears a Barber macintosh
On Wednesday's she plays polo

I wonder what life would be like
If Harriet were not alive
To be fair she used lots of soap

Oh Harriet why did I say I would
Do this for Harriet
Just because she wants me to
Harriet, why did I say I would
Do this for Harriet
Just because she wants me to
I'll write a song all about you

Oh Harriet why did I say I would
Do this for Harriet
Just because she wants me to
Harriet, why did I say I would
Do this for Harriet
Just because she wants me to
I'll write a song for Harri

Harriet why did I say I would
Do this for Harriet
Just because she wants me to
Harriet, why did I say I would
Do this for Harriet
Just because she wants me to
I'll write a song all about you
Just to get you out my room