Strange in L.A. Lyrics

I can't shake the unusual things I've seen
California keeps happening to me

UV salons still trying to sell me melanoma
While boardwalk clinics claim i have glaucoma
And bel-air housewives crashing their humvees
Good thing their faces now come with a warrantee

We'll go, oh, we'll drive down hollywood
Now tell me who's out of place?
I think i've seen, oh, my waiter on TV
I'm feeling strange, strange, strange in L.A.
Strange in L.A.
We're all just stranger in L.A. x 2
Strange in L.A. x 2
We're all just stranger in L.A. x 3

The noise from lakers motorcades
The homeless sing like marvin gaye

The geriatric rockers still dressing like rotten
They haven't changed their hair since London came calling
And hipsters looking like big game hunters
The biggest gun they've seen gogo danced in boys' town

Now we'll go, oh, we'll drive down hollywood
Now tell me who's out of place?
You'll get the swag, oh, even the mayor's in SAG
I'm feeling strange, strange, strange in L.A.
Strange in L.A.
We're all just stranger in L.A. x 2
Strange in L.A. x 2
We're all just stranger in L.A. x 4

Strange in L.A.
We're all just stranger in L.A.
Strange in L.A.
We're all just stranger in L.A.
I think i've seen, oh, my waiter on TV
I'm feeling strange
You'll get the swag, oh, even the mayor's in SAG
I'm feeling strange, strange, strange in L.A.
Strange in L.A.
We're all just stranger in L.A. x 2
Strange in L.A. x 2
We're all just stranger in L.A. x 3