Save My Ass Lyrics

Well, I bought a plastic Jesus
And I put him on my dash

And I told that plastic Jesus
You're here to save my ass
Well he just turned his back
And that Jesus up and ran

So I drove down to the crossroads
But the devil he just laughed
Yeah standin'on the crossroads
Looking at me spat

He said don't stand a chance
When I won't save your ass

See, my doctor T. done told me son
You're going fast
So choose you next words wisely
Cause they might be your last

I could not help but ask
Can't someone save my ass