Scary Sweaters Songtext

von Le Le

Please lord, grant me the serenity
To go into my closet and sort out
All of my scary sweaters
I have a party tonight so
It'd look good for the lady folk
The lady folk

Got a closet full of scary sweaters
They've been hiding in there forever
Got a closet full of scary sweaters
They've been hiding in there forever
Give me the strength to go in there and get ‘em
‘Cause they look so damn good with denim

My closet is a horror movie fashion show
Tobe Hooper knitwear, John Carpenter to go
Wes Craven fashion statement, ???
Night of the living sweaters
A. Romero-mero-mero

I'm scared

Got a closet full of scary sweaters
They've been hiding in there forever
Give me the strength to go in there and get ‘em
‘Cause they look so damn good with denim
Fashion

Got a closet full of scary sweaters
They've been hiding in there forever
Give me the strength to go in there and get ‘em
‘Cause they look so damn good with denim
Fashion

Fashion demon lords
Fashion demon noise
Fashion demon noise
Fashion demon noise
Let's go
Fashion demon noise
One more time
Fashion demon noise
Fashion demon noise
Make it fashion
Fashion demon noise

Got a closet full of scary sweaters
They've been hiding in there forever
Give me the strength to go in there and get ‘em
‘Cause they look so damn good with denim

Some of them are hairy, all of them are scary
Hideo Nakata, all over everywhere-y
Some of them are Amsterdams, some of them are name brands
All of them fat on the leisure suit of Larry

Got a closet full of scary sweaters
They've been hiding in there forever
Got a closet full of scary sweaters

They've been hiding in there forever
Give me the strength to go in there and get ‘em
‘Cause they look so damn good with denim
Look so damn good with denim