Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Main Theme Lyrics

I was outside cuttin up bike tires with my grandson,
When out of nowhere
Four hundred police vehicles came bookin
They went, busted up the weird old white dudes house
He had a cult up in there
White dudes hold the record for creepy crimes
But females are strong as hell
Unbreakable!
They Alive, Damnit!
It's a miracle

Unbreakable!
They Alive, Damnit!
But Females are strong as hell.
Unbreakable!
They alive, damnit!
It's a miracle
Unbreakable!
They alive, damnit!
But females are strong as hell

We've been livin here 10 years
Nobody seen no girl
Nobody heard no girl
Nobody smelled no girl

He had them underground
They came out the hole lookin round
Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils
And I said, "Nathan, is this for reals?!"

One, two, three, four girls came out
One, two, three, four girls came out

Unbreakable!
They Alive, Damnit!
It's a Miracle
Unbreakable!
They Alive, Damnit!
But Females are strong as hell!
Unbreakable!
They Alive, Damnit!
It's a Miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, Dammit!
But Females are strong as hell!