Too drunk to fuck Lyrics

On the party met you, I've never seen you before.
Got drunk, had fun, both looking to score.
I took your hand and led you upstairs.
So kissin' wildly, and I got scared

Because I started to wonder if I might be too drunk to fuck.

Went to a room, we were alone.
Told me you were hot, wanted to get it on.
Laying on the bed, we took our clothes off.
Kissin' me overall, the room turned around,

And then I started praying to god that I wouldn't be too drunk to fuck.
Right in front of me, you werde laying down,
And you took my hands, whispering Come on!
When I started to puke, I knew I'd have too much.
Never seen you again, near the closet woke up.

That was the moment when I could be sure that I had been too drunk to fuck.