Life Is Just a Bed of Neuroses Lyrics

Life is just a bed of neuroses
A tossing and turning
An obsessive yearning
Oh, life is just a bed of neuroses
No wonder I am what I am
Life is just a lot of confusion
An isle of illusion
A den of delusion
Oh, life is just a bed of neuroses
No wonder I am what I am

My analyst keeps telling me
I'm one of the majority
I guess that being sick ain't wrong
'Cause when I'm well I don't belong
Oh, life is just a couch of confession
A constant depression
A crib of regression
Oh, life is just a bed of neuroses
No wonder I am what I am

(Musical interlude)

Oh, life is just a bed of neuroses
No wonder I am what I am
A mixed up character, an unsolved cryptogram
I act like a lion, but I really am a baby lamb
I'm suprised I turn out to be as well as I am
They threw me in the sea of life but I never swam