You Drive Like a Maniac Lyrics

Dear driver could you tell me please
How I awoke in you backseat
Been drinking yes I know that much
My face is sticky to the touch
All I know all I know is
Almost every other night
When I want to go home
There's not a cab in sight
But why is it so
When I was on the booth tonight

To see you driving by with an orange light

My friend you drive like a maniac
The wheel don't touch the ground
My seat's suspended now
The grunge cab come crashing down

Cigarette burn on the dash and you got
A?? on the radio
A?? up way to loud
You got a?? past midnight
And I got to work tomorrow
Live to borrow each day
I know

My friend you drive like a maniac
The wheel don't touch the ground
My seat's suspended now
The grunge cab come crashing down

And I got bruises on my face
From being thrown 'round the backseat
I got a lingering concussion
And got s?? my hands and feet
Maybe I should call a relative
Because I don't know my name
Don't know where the hell I am going
Don't know from whence I came

My friend you drive like a maniac
The wheel don't touch the ground
My seat's suspended now
The grunge cab come crashing down

Oh oh when will this ride be over
'Cause I think you popped my trunk
Allows you often when I'm sober
You will smash because I'm drunk
So take the wrong way
Down the hard way
What I won't say
Because I got to go home