College Avenue Lyrics

Sitting on the corner of College Avenue,
Wondering to myself,
How could one so smart be so stupid?
More education than the GNP of a small country
Could buy in a lifetime,
Yet you're so foolish,
Brainwashed to the core,
Like a stupid fucking drone.
Just because you're book smart,
Don't mean you're not a chump.


Sitting on the corner of College Avenue,
Watching the co-eds passing me by
Each lost in their lives.
Dreaming of fraternity boys and sorority girls
Who've argued to me:
Our house isn't like the rest!
We're different!
Self-important fucks!
Living in a dream world.

Someday these shallow assholes will be running the world, the fucking world!
Yeah, one day one of these thousands of jag-offs on this very campus
May become famous for something they'll do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe they will cure a disease,
Or even bring about just a touch of world peace.
But then again when I look around,
Then again when I look around,
Then again when I look around,
I think to myself, maybe not!