Reuben Lyrics

Rueben, Rueben, I been a thinking
What a sad world this would be
If the girls were all French boarded
Far beyond the Northern Sea

We got a ford down on our farm
It gives us a million thrills
You can ride it in the valleys
If you push it up the hill

Rueben, Rueben, I been a thinking
What a sad world this would be
If the girls were all French boarded
Far beyond the Northern Sea

We got a horse his name's Napoleon
We named him for his bony part
He can win any race he runs in
If he gets an early start

Rueben, Rueben, I been a thinking
What a sad world this would be
If the girls were all French boarded
Far beyond the Northern Sea

The rabbits all have shiny noses
I tell this to you as a friend
The reason that their nose is shiny
The powder puff is on the wrong end

Rueben, Rueben, I been a thinking
What a sad world this would be
If the girls were all French boarded
Far beyond the Northern Sea