Why I Hate the Sixties (E. Dobek)
I love Mrs. Jones quite dearly
She breaks my heart
I forget about tarts
She makes me sad when she is near me
Tells me awful things
What would the neighbors think?
But now she's gone and left me
She went away, she went away
Oh Mrs. Jones please come back
Another day, another day
Oh Mrs. Jones, I love you...
We popped popcorn by the fire
We walked hand in hand
We kissed in Disneyland
When she was down, I stood by her
When we had a date
I was never late
A million dollars if I could see her
You'd understand if you could meet her
But now she's gone and left me,
She wasn't too thin, she wasn't too hefty
She had a million dollar coat
Alligators in her moat
She had a Porsche and a limousine
She made me glad to be sixteen...