Third most stupidest guy Lyrics

Third Most Stupidest Guy (M. McDonald)

I was leaving in a hurry I was leaving in a lurch
Cuz I thought I found the answer when I fell outside the church
The cops were busting smokers the stars were all in line
I asked about your problem they said you're feeling fine
I wondered why I was racing will I make win place or show
Man, I have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know

Cuz the world was slowing down a bit and I took a wrong turn
Don't invite me drinking cuz I've got too much to learn
Tied up all my loose ends I tied them up real tight
I tried crossing the highway without looking left or right
And then my baby left me why I'll never know
I have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know

Hung out with a whirling dervish and I spent a night in jail
With no belt and no shoelaces just a slab and a metal pail
My cellmate was a student studying to be a shrink
I said, "What you do to get in here?" He said, "For a crime I think"
I gave him a problem with the converations flow
Now he thinks I've got to be the third most stupidest guy he knows

Then I got caught in a rain shower lots of water pouring down
I spied a crying lady in a spoiled wedding gown
She was looking for a shoulder she gave me the keys to her Honda
She said I reminded her of some guy named Henry Fonda
At the very next red light I said I have to go
I have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know