Sexy Nerd Songtext

von Jonny McGovern

This is what I have, missing what he's crusin' for in the li-berry.

Sexy Nerd

Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
I don't need no club queen
Hopped up on the party scene
That's something you ought to know
Oh oh
I don't need no Broadway diva
Singin' me shit from Evita
I don't even like the show
Oh oh

I need a man
To talk dirty to me in HTML code
I need a man
To sit on my laptop and open my download
I don't need Grindr
I need a nerd finder

You think you know 'bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a sexy nerd
Them other boys on my list
But you know they ain't first
I want a sexy nerd

Oo, I want a sexy nerd
Damn I wanna sexy nerd
Listen

I don't need no tweeky twink
Making meth under his sink
Don't you think it's time for bed?
Oh oh
I don't need no leather man
Bondage ain't up in my plans
I don't need no muscle jock
In the gym around the clock

I never had a pocket protector
Get me erector
I want it bad
I'll read you some fractions
To get me some action
I don't need Grindr
I need a nerd finder

You think you know 'bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a sexy nerd
Them other boys on my list
But you know they ain't first
I want a sexy nerd

I be sexy strippin'
While he be Java Sciptin'
We can read science fiction
While we make science friction
Cruisin' the li-berry and the chemistry lab? is something that I gots to have
Sexy ass nerd walkin, oh my
Lookin fine with his pants too high
And I will get fly with Bill Nye the Science Guy
I'll be working your shaft
While you be playing World of Warcraft
We can get our freak on
In the bathroom at Comic Con

I need a man
To talk dirty to me in HTML code
I need a man
To sit on my laptop and open my download
You think you know 'bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a sexy nerd
Them other boys on my list
But you know they ain't first
I want a sexy nerd

I'll plug in my USB
Then you can do me
Watch you come alive
While I rub off on your hard drive
My tongue be waggin
While you play Dungeons and Dragons
I'll be cruisin the Radio Shack
Just to look at nerd ass
Damn. I'll be all up in there getting a fever off of these nerds
They look so sexy and I'm gonna rub up against 'em
They're gonna whisper in my ear
They're gonna fix my computer and stuff