Eddie Lyrics

From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
Criminololgist: But he never caused her nothing but shame
He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock n roll, porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
Criminologist: He was a low down cheap little punk
Taking everyone for a ride

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened you life with a switch blade knife
Frank: What a guy!
Janet: Makes you cry!
And I did

Columbia: Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said "Hey listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!"
But he locked the door and threw away the key

But he must have been drawn
Into something
Making him warn
Me in a note which reads
All: What's it say? What's it say?
Eddie: I'm outta my head.
Oh hurry, or I may be dead.
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened you life with a switch blade knife
Frank: What a guy!
Janet: Makes you cry!
And I did

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened you life with a switch blade knife
Frank: What a guy!
All: Whoa oh oh
Janet: Makes you cry!
All: Hey hey hey
And I did
All: Eddie