Movie Villain Medley Songtext

von Jon Cozart

Voldemort is here!
My daddy told me, when I was young,
"You are just a big mistake."
He left me stranded in an orphanage,
To hurt my friends and talk to snakes,
There's nothing wrong with loving who you are,
So I accepted evil in my veins!
I split my soul up into seven parts,
To put the Mudbloods all in shame!
You better kneel down and prey,
Cause Voldy's seizing the day,
I've made a comeback,
Baby and I was born to slay,
All of you muggles are swine,
I've got no nose but I'm fine,
I am the Dark Lord,
Baby and I wasborn to slay!
Welcome to a darker day,
Harry, Ron, Hermione,
Baby I was born to slay!
I will make that Potter pay,
Voldemort is here to stay.
I am the Dark lord,
Baby and I was born to slay! I started as a nobody and grew up as a freak
My dad drank booze, my mom smoked pot, I had poor physique
But now I'm running Gotham 'cause that Bat's delirious
I shoot up all the good guys asking,
"Why so serious?"

Can't read my, can't read my
No they can't read my Joker face
'Cause I'm a psychopathic killer
Can't read my, can't read my
No they can't read my Joker face
I even killed the fat bus driver

(Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda, I'm wearing black space pants)
I'm wearing space pants!

My name is Vader and I'll blow up your world
I'm your dad and I wear black space pants
I am the Dark Lord and I'll never be loved
I'm his dad and I wear black space pants

Obi-Wan Kenobi
I'm wearing space pants
Yeah!

The Jew hunter's here
Yeah, I'm smelling the fear
Some may call me cruel but I got beat up in high school
So I take it out on every single Jew throughout
Germany and France

Now I'm a real bad man
You're dead unless you somehow stop me
'Cause I'm a, I'm a Nazi
Now I'm a master mind, I won't stop until those Jews are mine
I'm Tarantino's man,
I killed a girl named Anne
Can't stop me
'Cause I'm a, I'm a Nazi

Yo,
I got a thing for shooting guys
They're too distracted by my size
I'm curving bullets and I'm sticking it to the man
I'm flipping cars and looking hot

'Cause I got implants, gonna be okay
Big big boob boobs
Got implants don't get in my way
I got big boobs
Got implants I'll blow you away
Big big boob boobs
Got implants
Got-got-got implants

This is the Movie Villain Medley!