Barnacle Bill Songtext

von John Valby

Ok everyone shut and listen to the girls sing now

Oh, you have to come to close to the mic so they can hear your pretty voiced

Whos that knocking at my door?
Thats what your suppose to sing

Girls:
Whos that knocking at my door?
Whos that knocking at my door?

*Well.... open the door you fucking whores, its Baracle Bill the Sailor, open the door you fucking whores its Barnacle Bill the Sailor*

Girls:
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?

*Well... the hell with the dance and down with your pants, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor, the hell with the dance and down with your pants, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor*

Girls:
Whats that thing between your legs?
Whats that thing between your legs?
Whats that thing between your legs?

*Well... its only me pole to stick up your holes, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, its only me pole to stick up your holes, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor*

Girls:
Whats that stuff around your pole?
Whats that stuff around your pole?
Whats that stuff around your pole?

*Well...its only me grass to tickle your ass its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, its only me grass to tickle your ass its Barnacle Bill the Sailor*

Girls:
Whats that stuff dripping down your legs?
Whats that stuff dripping down your legs?
Whats that stuff dripping down your legs?

*Well... is only shot that missed your twots, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, its only shot that missed your twots, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor,*

Girls:
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?

*Well... He'll go to sea and fuck like me, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor, He'll go to sea and fuck like me, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Girls:
What if we have a girl?

*Well, we'll dig a ditch and bury the btich, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, we'll dig a ditch and bury the btich, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor*

Girls:
What if ma and pa should come home early?
What if ma and pa should come home early?
What if ma and pa should come home early?...*and find us screwing our brains out on the living room floor*

*Well...i'll fuck your ma and blow your pa, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, i'll fuck your ma and blow your pa, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor*

*GIVE THE GIRLS A HAND*