Hitler Has Only Got One Ball Lyrics

Göring has only got one ball
Hitler's are so very small
Himmler's so very similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all!
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.
She threw it over West-Germany,
It landed in the deep blue sea,

The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.
Hitler had only one brass ball,
Göring had two but they were small
Himmler had something sim'lar
And poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is on the kitchen wall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.
She threw it into a conker tree
At this time it went into the sea
The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.ball
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small
Himmler is someone sim'lar
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small
Himmler is someone sim'lar
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.