How Bad's the Coffee? Lyrics

How Bad's The Coffee

How Long You Been Workin' Here?
Well What Do You Know About That?
Its Been Thirty Years Or So
Since I Bothered Lookin' Back
It Was Right In Front Of Me
But Now I'm Runnin' Behind
To Get My Butt Caught Up Well I Need A Cup
Of The Nastiest Shit You Can Find


[Chorus]
How Bad's The Coffee
How Good's The Pie
If You Call Me " Honey"
Honey, I'm Gonna Cry
A Whole Lot Of Sugar
A Little Pinch Of Salt
You Cut My Bitter
With Your Sweet Talk

I Don't Want No Cappuccino
A Whole Lotta Latte Won't Get Me Through
I Got An Iron Will, And A Gut Like A Still
I Could Use A Stronger Brew
One Eye Doubles My Eyesight
So Things Don't Lock Half Bad
Be Twice As Good, Honey If I Could
Even Make You A Little Bit Mad

[Chorus]
How Bad's The Coffee
How Good's The Pie
If You Call Me " Honey"
Honey, I'm Gonna Cry
A Whole Lot Of Sugar
A Little Pinch Of Salt
You Cut My Bitter
With Your Sweet Talk

I Would Call You An Angel
But Honey, You'd Know Better Than That
Just A Trucker's Dream Whit A Coconut Cream
And A Nasty Old Cup Of Black
Not A Word About Faded Glory
Not An Trace Of Bitterness
You Leave Irony To The Likes Of Me
Cause We Don't Share Your Finesse

[Chorus]
How Bad's The Coffee
How Good's The Pie
If You Call Me " Honey"
Honey, I'm Gonna Cry
A Whole Lot Of Sugar
A Little Pinch Of Salt
You Cut My Bitter
With Your Sweet Talk