Why Don't We Get Drunk Lyrics

I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look so clear
So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw

(Chorus)
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for you and me
They say you are snuff queen, Honey,
I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw.
(Instrumental)
(repeat chorus)