This Friendly World Songtext

von Jim Carrey

ANDY: Hi, Michael.  
MICHAEL: Hi, Andy. Thanks for joining us. Do you  
    wanna ... you wanna sing a song together?  
ANDY: Sure! Is it a sweet song?  
MICHAEL: Yeah, it's real sweet.  
ANDY: O.K.!  
[They laugh.]  
  
MICHAEL:  
In this friendly, friendly world  
With each day so full of joy  
Why should any heart be lonely?  
ANDY: My turn!  
In this friendly, friendly world  
With each night so full of dreams  
Why should any heart be afraid?  
The world is ...  
MICHAEL & ANDY:  
... such a wonderful place  
To wander through  
When you've got someone you love  
MICHAEL:  
To wander along with you  
ANDY: O.K., now take every second word! With ...  
MICHAEL: ... the ...  
ANDY: ... sky ...  
MICHAEL: ... so ...  
ANDY: ... full ...  
MICHAEL: ... of ...  
ANDY: ... stars  
MICHAEL: And ...  
ANDY: ... the ...  
MICHAEL: ... river ...  
ANDY: ... so ...  
MICHAEL: ... full ...  
ANDY: ... of ...  
MICHAEL: ... song, Every ...  
ANDY: ... heart ...  
MICHAEL: ... should ...  
ANDY: ... be ...  
MICHAEL: ... so ...  
ANDY: ... thankful  
    It's a friendly world! Don't you think so, Michael?  
MICHAEL: Yup!  
TONY: Oh yeah?! What's so friendly about it?!!  
    This is Tony Clifton, and, and I demand a part in  
    this song! I'm just as big a part of the movie as  
    these guys are! And, and I will not sit back while  
    some sought-after Colonel Kurtz wanna-be, uh, uh  
    has his day in the sun! I think he's enough  
    boring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uh  
    sit this one out! At least the next verse, or so!  
ANDY: Is that O.K., Michael?  
MICHAEL: O.K.  
ANDY: I don't think you have a choice.  
MICHAEL: (laughs) O.K.  
TONY:  
The world is suhc a wonderful place  
Ha! to wander a-through!  
Ah, when you've got someone you luh-huuuv  
Ah, to wander along, ah, with yooo-hoooooo!  
    O.K., you go...  
MICHAEL: With the sky so full of stars  
ANDY: And the river so full of song  
MICHAEL: Welcome back, Andy. Every heart should be ...  
MICHAEL & ANDY: ... so thankful  
ANDY: Thankful for this friendly, friendly world  
    Thank you, Michael!  
MICHAEL: Thanks, Andy!  
ANDY: Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world!  
TONY: Thanks for nothing! K, where's the girls?  
    They in a chopper? The guy's got a chopper, right?