God's Blog Lyrics

Today was a wonderful day, fantastic
No, of course, I'm being sarcastic
I spent most of it in pain
Taking my own name in vain
It's not easy being all-knowing and all-seeing

If everything around you
Disgusts or dumbfounds you
I'm losing my patience
With a few of my creations

The idiots in the village
That I made in my image
They're a big disappointment
They kill for enjoyment
I feel like shaking the Almighty Etch-a-Sketch

My name is God
This is my blog
Ten million hits
No more secrets

And today was a wonderful day, stupendous
No, I lied again, it was horrendous
I don't understand
It's nothing at all like I planned

All I see are burglars, murderers
Goat-killing devil worshippers
Holocaust excusers, dog-collar child abusers
Small men in big hats, genocidal maniacs
I hope they brought their rain macs

'Cause I'll send them hurricanes
Whirlpools, hailstones like cricket balls
Twisters and turners, flatteners and burners
My power and my glory, my filth and my fury
For ever and ever and ever

My name is God
This is my blog
Ten million hits
No more secrets

And today was a wonderful day

A child's first step
The sun as it set
The moon on the water
The kindness of a stranger
The songs and the jokes
The space between the notes
Today was a wonderful day