Fairy Godmother Song Songtext

von Jennifer Saunders

Your fallen tears have called to me.
So here comes my sweet remedy
I know what every princess needs for her to live life happily

With just a wave of my magic wand
Your troubles will soon be gone
With a flick of the wrist
And just a flash
You'll land a prince with a ton of cash

A high priced dress
Made by mice no less
Some crystal glass pumps
And no more stress

Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture friends
We'll help you start a new fashion trend

I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great
The kind of gal the prince would date
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
For a happy ever after give Fiona a call

A sword and cash to ride in style
Sexy men my chauffer Kyle
Banish your blemishes
Tooth decay
Cellulite thighs will fade away
A hool and a hey! Have a Bichon Frise

Nip and tuck here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick liners shadows, blush,
To get that prince with a sexy tush
Lucky day up boobay
Put on your lipstick for a roll in the hay
Hear you swoon on the moon with the prince do this tune

Don't be drab, you'll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs
Cheese souflee
On Valentine's Day
Have some chicken fricassee
Nip and tuck here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick liners

Spoken: Thank you very much Fairy Goddmother..but I really don't need all this
~Fine..be that way..