It started on a Tuesday afternoon.
Josie was one of those easy girls
Who had wide eyes,
And she was drawn in by the
Incense at the Mission Room Bar.
You know, once she got in
The boys attacked her like
A movie star.
As soon as she got nervous
She was drinkin' and smokin',
Like a lover caught chokin' on another man's bone.
But clicking her heels wouldn't get her home,
She called me laughin' from a pay-phone.
On this Tuesday afternoon,
Josie got
Caught in the mission room
Where the men are crazy
And the women are too,
Before you know
It's Wednesday in the afternoon,
In the afternoon.
Just before 2:15 in the morning
Josie was doin' the Hustle
With a roughneck named James.
And they were bumpin' and grindin'
And grindin' and bumpin'.
You know once you get there
It's hard to stop the bass from pumpin'.
As soon as she was willing,
Jimmy's jeep was rollin',
And her lips were swollen
From the fat shit she was tokin''.
By 4 o'clock his waterbed was broken,
She called me nervous from his cell-phone.
On this Tuesday afternoon,
Josie got
Caught in the mission room
Where the men are crazy
And the women are too,
Before you know
It's Wednesday
On this Tuseday afternoon
Josie got caught in the mission room
You know the men are crazy
And the women are too
Before you know
It's Wednesday in the afternoon
In the afternoon
Aah
It ended on a Wednesday afternoon.
Josie arrived at my apartment
With her mascara running down her cheeks.
She was crying like a baby,
Saying: What a mistake!
I had to sit on my hands
To keep them from slapping her face.
'Cause as soon as I asked her if she
Used protection,
I saw Josie's complexion
Turn a shade of gray.
Now what am I supposed to say?
Just don't party on a weekday.
On this Tuesday afternoon,
Josie got
Caught in the mission room
You know the men are crazy
And the women are too,
Before you know
It's Wednesday
Tuesday afternoon
(Josie got)
Josie got caught in the mission room bar
Where the men are crazy and the women are too
Before you know it's Wednesday
In the afternoon
(In the afternoon)
She got caught
She got caught
In the mission room bar
Writer(s): Andrew Michael Saidenberg, Jennifer Vera Brown, William Ehrlichmann
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